Here’s a joke: mr cameron is going to fight inequality. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I wasn’t going to write anything today but reading about all the tt’s mendacity and absolute bollocks raises my hackles (the erectile hairs on the back of an animal’s neck). Their smooth smugness and the way they look to exploit and stamp more on the already downtrodden never ceases to boggle my fevered brain.

First up condom pig fucker goes on about equality, this coming from an extremely privileged white anglo-saxon male. Well lets see you equalise education for all for a start, and don’t give us your ‘dumbing down’ crap it’s about realising the proper opportunity for all. If one cares to look properly one will soon see the effects of our class system and the education system that is a major pillar. A current example: when England won the rugby world cup in 2003 it had 11 privately educated players in the squad (still way above the relative percentages as should be with 7% of the young folk going to private school). The current bunch of failures have 20 private alumni; so an almost 100% increase in privately schooled players resulting in the earliest exit of a host country in the history of the rugby world cup. This is partly explained by the appalling way PE and sport have been treated in state schools: the selling off of playing fields, the downgrading of PE in the curriculum, the ever diminishing numbers of poor kids taking part in sport both in and out of school. Remember, for example, how all the billions invested in the olympics would increase participation? Well what’s happened? The rich have got richer and the poorer participate less. And it’s the same story in every major sport, even in soccer, that old bastion of working class sporting endeavour. As Andy Reed, founder and director of Sports Think Tank says: “Social class is now your greatest determinant of access to sport facilities”. As privately educated sporting types continue to increasingly dominate England’s sport teams I confidently predict their continuing demise. I look forward to hear what condom features will actually do to increase equality and give all young folk a chance to play for England.

And then mr *unt says the workers should work more like the Yanks and Chinese because they have much higher levels of self-respect through their hard work, even though the vast majority in both countries earn very little and in appalling conditions (almost 200 Chinese workers die every DAY in the workplace). But the ‘elite’ get their respect from thieving ever larger amounts of loot, they need remuneration that reflects their worth, making their own marks on that bleedin’ mythical bench and showing off their financial status. Such is the tts distorted sense of dignity, and we ‘suck it up’.

And then s&m osborne, de pfeffel twatface and fascist may stand weirdly, in stances they’ve been coached to do because it says what exactly? They strangely believe it shows them to be physically and mentally confident. Well, as someone who knows a little about physicality (I was a PE teacher, don’t you know) the splayed stance whilst giving the splayer a more stable base and more difficult to knock over it reduces your ability to move quickly and avoid possible threats or attacks (especially if you point your toes in like s&m, which makes you look even weirder and Elvis Costello had it much better with a much wider stance and greater self-awareness of angry irony). So the physical thing is debatable and we all know that they are mentally confident because that’s what a private education gives you even when you are mentally deficient.

Well, I feel a little better now, especially as being a chablis socialist a case of wine has just been delivered.

Can’t decide, Kate just called and now I can’t remember what it was I can’t decide about. It was probably the most profound thought I’ve ever had and now it’s lost forever.

Keep on keeping on, love Duncan.


One thought on “Here’s a joke: mr cameron is going to fight inequality. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  1. Excellent stuff as usual. Just seen that Tom Watson has refused to apologise for suggesting that the probably guilty (not proven) slime-bag Brittan should have been investigated. High five! I guess these ‘pubshit’ school boys (rugger buggers?) wouldn’t know their arses from their elbows or their aunts from their uncles even if they were informed by letter from some Whitehall ‘official’ – thanks Malarky for that one. Anyway, went to see a gig in Brixton by Doug Stanhope last night. Most inspiring. He is taking no prisoners.


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